tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8281549763621498671.post5642716538298557831..comments2023-07-04T04:11:19.694-07:00Comments on Forever Fabulous: Before I was so RUDELY interrupted...Gregg P.http://www.blogger.com/profile/04473512992835037980noreply@blogger.comBlogger9125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8281549763621498671.post-16954086927610545972008-01-17T08:40:00.000-08:002008-01-17T08:40:00.000-08:00I didn't know you'd been conjoined twins, darling....I didn't know you'd been conjoined twins, darling. You should sue the surgeon; he left a hideous scar.Uncle Robbiehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04640222544414814556noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8281549763621498671.post-25336846349258440222008-01-16T22:19:00.000-08:002008-01-16T22:19:00.000-08:00The Fierce One won't sue me -- we have hoo-hoos in...The Fierce One won't sue me -- we have hoo-hoos in common, you know.Melaniehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/18134369458517300845noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8281549763621498671.post-50113585130556942202008-01-16T21:26:00.000-08:002008-01-16T21:26:00.000-08:00Okee dokee. [speed dialing] Fierce One? Whip up...Okee dokee. <BR/><BR/>[speed dialing] <BR/><BR/>Fierce One? Whip up a #12 on Melanie, won't you? She's asking for it. Thank you, darling, see you soon. Hm? Yes, I'll tell her.<BR/><BR/>[clicking "end"]<BR/><BR/>Cheryl sends her love, Mellie, and says she'll see you in court.<BR/><BR/>Nothing personal, you understand, but we're putting a glass dome on the roof of Fabaret! and construction costs are through the roof!Uncle Robbiehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04640222544414814556noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8281549763621498671.post-27438138176876049932008-01-16T20:22:00.000-08:002008-01-16T20:22:00.000-08:00I can't drink unleaded stuff anymore, and I adore ...I can't drink unleaded stuff anymore, and I adore Diet Cherry Coke Zero (it does NOT taste like carbonated cough syrup), Diet Coke Zero and Diet Coke with Lime. So sue me.Melaniehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/18134369458517300845noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8281549763621498671.post-10394607177867967962008-01-16T06:38:00.000-08:002008-01-16T06:38:00.000-08:00"Diet Cherry Coke Zero"? Really, Mellie, why would..."<I>Diet Cherry Coke Zero</I>"? Really, Mellie, why would you want to drink carbonated cough syrup?Uncle Robbiehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04640222544414814556noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8281549763621498671.post-31793885353462891732008-01-14T01:34:00.000-08:002008-01-14T01:34:00.000-08:00wipes Diet Cherry Coke Zero from laptop screenOh, ...<I>wipes Diet Cherry Coke Zero from laptop screen</I><BR/><BR/>Oh, well -- I needed to clear out my sinuses anyway.Melaniehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/18134369458517300845noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8281549763621498671.post-4745191475673300202008-01-13T13:18:00.000-08:002008-01-13T13:18:00.000-08:00LCM: (concerned, dashing in) Oh poor Patrick! (pat...LCM: (concerned, dashing in) Oh poor Patrick! (patting Pat's hand) Pat, pat, Pat. (smiling blankly and patting once more) Pat. (turning to GQ and Mel) You two are far too awful - and I only ever say that when I'm just utterly concerned. (waving at Pat) I mean, god, darlings - as if nature hasn't been cruel enough, now *this*? Hmmm? (waving at him again) I mean, he's not getting any younger - and he's clearly on the verge of just letting himself go completely - I mean, the hair - the clothes - the vacant look of a soul crushed by life and love and possibly an errant Rose Bowl Parade float, judging by, well, just everything. (glaring) BE NICE! (turning to Pat, who is nearly crying) Tsk. Pat, pat, Pat..(nodding with deep feeling) pat, pat.<BR/><BR/>Helping,<BR/>LCMLCMhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01595015053869386007noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8281549763621498671.post-81784601696728477692008-01-12T18:35:00.000-08:002008-01-12T18:35:00.000-08:00Pat, darling, what about touring (or is that turin...Pat, darling, what about touring (or is that turing) in a musical version of <I>Breaking the Code</I>?Glitter Queenhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15038629870564000596noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8281549763621498671.post-59209092459283873152008-01-12T14:31:00.000-08:002008-01-12T14:31:00.000-08:00A stretch? No, pumpkin -- that would be a healthy...A stretch? No, pumpkin -- that would be a healthy sort of disbelief. This is more along the lines of a gigantic rip in the fabric of space-time through which alternate universes where Gore won the election and we're all driving hybrids tumble through, it's so humongous.Melaniehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/18134369458517300845noreply@blogger.com