Bored Now

[crosses to center stage, steps up to microphone, clears throat in a burst of feedback]

Hello. My name is Robbie and I'm not having any fun.

...un...un...un...un...

Now that I'm here there's never anybody to play with.

...ith...ith...ith...ith...

Hello?

...'lo...'lo'...'lo...

Echo!

...'cho...'cho...'cho...

*sigh*

...igh...igh...igh...

[walks offstage]

::crickets::