Monday, February 18, 2008

Give Ellen Page something nice, dammit!

A Best Actress Oscar, an island somewhere in the Caribbean, her own talk show, I don't care. All I know is that I would gladly go through multiple rounds of in vitro fertilization, including the special joy that is having a cold metallic duckbill shoved up my hoo-hoo, if it meant I would eventually spawn a daughter as witty, verbal and eminently together as Page's Juno MacGuff.

Better yet, she's in an upcoming movie with Dennis "Not nearly as much of an asshole as Randy" Quaid and the gruffly divine Thomas Haden Church, something about an uptight academician father with a Young Republican daughter and an adopted brother who drives him up the wall by breathing. I don't care about the plot, to be honest -- I just want more Ellen Page. She's the berries!

2 comments:

Glitter Queen said...

I adore Ellen Page. Here Kitty Pryde was one of the few bright spots in the last X-Men movie. Have you seen her in "Hard Candy?" It's an amazingly mature performance, even considering that she was something older than the character she played. She should have at lest ben nominated for that. And she seems to prefer interesting independent films to big-budget Hollywood schlock.

Robert Ebert has predicted her as the Best Actress winner this coming Sunday. I can see it happening (though I still think it's going to be Julie Christie).

SportsBastardBoy said...

Let's give her an invitation to blog here! I think that would qualify as something nice.