Tuesday, March 25, 2008

Oh, Floridians?

You might want to consider moving north sometime soon. If nothing else, evacuate Disneyworld. I say this because I love.

A piece of Antarctic ice measuring 220 square miles has collapsed, and an ice shelf about the size of Connecticut is "hanging by a thread" because of global warming, the British Antarctic Survey said today. "We are in for a lot more events like this," one professor said.

8 comments:

Anonymous said...

But... but... I get into DisneyWorld for free!!

Uncle Robbie said...

...and you are...?

Walt said...

Sure, rub it in, rub it in.

Joe in Philly said...

(Nelson Muntz voice) Ha-ha!

Anonymous said...

Oh Robbie - don't you remember that magical night lo, those many years ago? :-)

Melanie said...

Don't worry, Michael -- there will always be EuroDisney. I bet Bruce smokes and spits at the kids over there while singing maudlin Piaf tunes.

Uncle Robbie said...

Hmmm... magical night, magical night... Nothing's leaping to mind. I don't suppose you have any tattoos or other identifying marks?

Joe in Philly said...

Michael, sweetie, Robbie was drunk that night and thought you were Keanu Reeves...wait, let me rephrase that: he was really, really, really drunk.