Celebs and steroids

There's a report that recording artists Mary J. Blige, 50 Cent, Timbaland and Wyclef Jean, as well as filmmaker Tyler Perry, were all named in an Albany, N.Y.-based steroids probe. This is the same investigation that has uncovered a number of pro athletes' steroid use. Some of the drugs the athletes use to improve their performance also are thought to have anti-aging qualities.

I'm just horrified. I knew it was weird when Mary J. Blige came out of nowhere to hit 73 home runs in 2001. Now the truth can be told!