Tuesday, January 22, 2008

Should I or shouldn't I?

It seems that the legend herself, Paris Hilton, will be at the mall (and movie theaters) nearest my home to promote her movie "The Hottie and the Nottie." Sounds like a classic. She's supposed to be signing autographs for an hour, and they're giving away free passes to a screening that will be held right after the signing. Since she's going to be so close, should I drop by and say hello?

7 comments:

Melanie said...

Oh, good Lord, darling, don't go anywhere near there -- she might flash her hoo-hoo at you, and then where will you be?

Glitter Queen said...

Gayer than ever?

Melanie said...

Which could only be a good thing. But do they make big foam fingers in pink chiffon?

SportsBastardBoy said...

But if I make a big commotion I could finally get my 15 minutes of fame!

Uncle Robbie said...

If you waggle your giant pink chiffon foam fingers at her, you might end up in her next pr0n video. I think that's more commotion than you're looking for, SBB.

SportsBastardBoy said...

Well, I skipped Paris. But they got a nice crowd, at least from what they showed on the local news this afternoon. Vapid is popular, I guess.

Uncle Robbie said...

Have you met LCM?