Thursday, January 24, 2008

"They gave me an anal probe -- I liked it!"

Here in the clavicle of Texas we had something of a UFO nut's wet dream a couple of weeks ago when "several dozen people - including a pilot, county constable and business owners - insist they have seen a large silent object with bright lights flying low and fast. Some reported seeing fighter jets chasing it."

At first the military harrumphed that they had nothing to do with this and none of their aircraft were in the area. A couple of nights ago their tune changed, and suddenly, why yes, they did have some F-16s in the air that night performing training operations after all. Of course, that doesn't explain the craft or the silent glowing spheres some people spotted, but the truly amazing thing is that this is being picked up by area news services and not just fobbed off as "those inbred East Texas yokels have been in the moonshine again":

The military's admission that it had jets up in the area actually strengthens the credibility of some of the reports, said Ken Cherry, Texas state director for the [MUON] network. After all, some of the witnesses had said they had seen military aircraft along with the lights.

"We have witnesses who could clearly distinguish the difference between an F-16 and some extraordinary craft performing in a manner not typical of an aircraft," he said.

So why would aliens be hovering over Texas? Me, I figure the mothership is trying to find Dubya at his ranch in order to have a quiet word about the state of the planet, possibly in the hopes that he can explain what the fuck he's been doing. Either that, or it's time for Cheney's nuclear core to be serviced.

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