Wednesday, January 16, 2008

Bored Now

[crosses to center stage, steps up to microphone, clears throat in a burst of feedback]

Hello. My name is Robbie and I'm not having any fun.

...un...un...un...un...

Now that I'm here there's never anybody to play with.

...ith...ith...ith...ith...

Hello?

...'lo...'lo'...'lo...

Echo!

...'cho...'cho...'cho...

*sigh*

...igh...igh...igh...

[walks offstage]

::crickets::

8 comments:

Craig said...

SIMON COWELL: Mr...St. Thomas, is it? Aren't you a little OLD to be trying out for American Idol?

PAULA ABDUL: Simonnnn! Go on, sweetie. Give it your best shot.

RANDY JACKSON: Dawg. You can't just stand there. Sing out, man!

SIMON: Seriously, stop with the costumes. We're not having any fun either.

PAULA: Simonnnn! You did just fine, sweetie. I don't...I don't think...um {giggle} I...

RANDY: Dawg. You're just not right for this competition.

SIMON: Isn't there someone else you could be terrorizing this evening?

Melanie said...

And you are?

Uncle Robbie said...

C'mon, Mellie, I made a real effort and added yet another password to my failing memory just to hang out here with "everyone" and, aside from a brief appearance by ~Craig~ and a one-liner from the Sequined Wonder, it's been quieter than SpurtBastardBoy's bedsprings in here. I mean, it's either interactive or it's not. Masturbation I can get at home.

Melanie said...

Hey, I've added two new episodes of "Hung By The Chimney With Care" -- it's not my fault if everyone else is off doing something else.

Uncle Robbie said...

And they're tres fabu, of course. I even read them twice. And I sent you a pic via F_F for future illustrations. That's because I'm so nice.

Say it.

Melanie said...

Make me, big boy.

Uncle Robbie said...

I don't make children, I just loathe them.

Cheryl said...

(shaking my head at Melanie and Robbie)

Get a room, you two.